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Posted by junderway
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a syringe to give blood he just asks for a bucket and a gun.
chuck norris can slam a revolving door. "No where to hide. No place to run. Your village will BURN like the heart of the SUN!" - Richard, Head warlock of the Brotherhood of Darkness, Lord of the 13 Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead, Lord of the Dance.
Lord_Sidious Wrote:
------------------------------------------------------- > Chuck Norris doesn't need a syringe to give blood > he just asks for a bucket and a gun. > > chuck norris can slam a revolving door. > > From a desk at Miskatonic University, Home of the > fighting Encephlopods, "GO PODS!" See that is what i am talking about where do you get this stuff? The dude is a old Olympic gold medalist kick boxer turn movie star. big deal.
A former Olympic gold medalist turned kickboxer, turned action-adventure movie star? Sounds alot more worth remembering than alot of the others things that grab our attention. Its probably just anohter part of the entire retro-craze-thing that been going on for ... what, like a decade already? And yeah, big kicks tend to be no-no unless you've setr your oppoenet up nicely. Its the same as a big punch, you gotta be very careful 'cause of the position these things leave you in ... especially if you miss. But then, Chuck was never a overly flashy kicker and tended to keep then nice, short and low. Yep, befoer Resident Evil came along and more-or-less defined the genre of survival horror there was "the Hero and the Terror" ... more or less Chuck vs. Jason or Michael of Friday th e13th and Hallowe'en fame.
Well there is my answer Conan O'brian. I have nothign against him actually, I used to enjoy many of his movies. But a culture starts to obsess over someone or something I'm curious as to why. Especially all of a sudden when Norris has been around for so long. What does ignore me is that some people start to by into the hype a little too much and really think he is the toughest guy around. It's one thing to think he is cool its another thing to think he can still fight.
you want to know the funny thing Chuck Norris himself is adding to the jokes. it's funny to him. besides this is way better than 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon.
Chuck norris once shot a man with his finger by yelling "Bang". "No where to hide. No place to run. Your village will BURN like the heart of the SUN!" - Richard, Head warlock of the Brotherhood of Darkness, Lord of the 13 Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead, Lord of the Dance.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
On the other hand, Vin Diesel is actually five men, all of whom share a single soul. If ever any two of these men should come face to face, they are required by the laws of fate to absolutely rock the @#$%& out. The last time this happened, the continent of Atlantis sank beneath the ocean. It was worth it. ... And if you're still mystified, Junderway, go here: [www.4q.cc] -Wal Surrender? What? You think this letter on my head stands for FRANCE?
"CHUCK NORRIS or god?"
ha! trick question... Chuck Norris is god! "No where to hide. No place to run. Your village will BURN like the heart of the SUN!" - Richard, Head warlock of the Brotherhood of Darkness, Lord of the 13 Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead, Lord of the Dance.
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